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September 13th, 2006


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01:56 pm
As I found a table at lunch today, I passed one with 3 people in UPS uniforms. They were then joined by someone in a FedEx uniform. I knew those two companies were colluding together... I mean, don't rival mobs do all their buisness over lunch? *laughs!*
Current Mood: amusedamused

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From:kappadarappa
Date:September 14th, 2006 12:48 am (UTC)
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I made them an offer they couldn't refuse. I told em either their brains, or my signature, would be on that contract. "Sir, listen...I'm just trying to deliver your Amazon package. Would you please sign here?" pleaded the delivery man. Playing innocent, huh? Hope he likes the horsehead in his bed tomorrow morning. "I will grant your request on this: the day of my daughter's wedding," I replied as I signed someone else's name at the X.

*takes cottonballs out of mouth*

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