|12:00 pm - April Fools Day|
April 1, 19999: Lessse.... 18,023 years old. By golly, I never thought I'd
live to be this old... So much has changed. We've colonized Alpha
Centauri now... and I thought the Moon was such a big step, way back in
15248. These darn optical computers are getting a bit annoying, though,
since I installed Microsoft Intelligent Life 20000. They should've said
on the box that it needed 16TB of memory... I've only got 14TB
installed, and it complains day in and day out about the bad living
Oh well... at least Lis is happy with the new kitchen we got
installed for Microsoft Christmas 19998. It's a nice model, too... can
even make a decent mushroom pizza, if you know where the data file is
at. Or should I say if you can remember where the data file is at.
Well... I just hope I can remember to do more of these darn
journal entries, as I've been bad about it recently. I don't think it's
me, though, I think it's all of this darn Microsoft software. They
never did find Linus's killer, but if you ask me... I thought the
timing of Microsoft Killer for Hire's release was a bit odd.
Oh, for the humor impaired:
Happy April Fool's Day!
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