October 10th, 2005
|10:19 pm - Math Skills|
Yanked from a mailing list, from sources unknown...
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If 'A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z' is represented as '1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26', then...
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over
Current Mood: contemplative
FUCK YEAH! Can I gank this? XP
|Date:||October 12th, 2005 05:55 am (UTC)|| |
Of course! ^_^
I'm going to aim for 98% then. :)
I busted out laughing when I saw this and almost sprayed grape juice on my keyboard.
|Date:||October 11th, 2005 08:20 pm (UTC)|| |
How funny. I may need to try working on a few 100% things of my own!