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October 10th, 2005

 10:19 pm - Math SkillsYanked from a mailing list, from sources unknown...From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:If 'A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z' is represented as '1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26', then...H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%andK-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%But,A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%And,B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you overthe top!Current Mood: contemplative From: October 11th, 2005 03:31 pm (UTC)
FUCK YEAH! Can I gank this? XP From: October 12th, 2005 05:55 am (UTC)
Of course! ^_^ From: October 11th, 2005 05:10 pm (UTC)
I'm going to aim for 98% then. :) From: October 11th, 2005 05:31 pm (UTC)  